A few weeks ago I got super sarcastic with my list of alternative movie blurbs. Now that I’ve made fun of everyone else’s artistic work, it’s time I turn the cannon on myself. Here’s everything I’ve ever written, but with smartass descriptions. Have fun… Hollow Empire – Night of Knives – Five homeless people with crappy hygiene do their best to […]
Making Fun of Everything I’ve Ever Done
November 1, 2017 | Books!, Coffee Table Philosophy, Hollow Empire, humor, Machina Obscurum, Tyrants of the Dead | Permalink
101 Questions for Midnight – Coffee Table Philosophy
September 19, 2017 | Books!, Coffee Table Philosophy, Non Fiction, Writing! | Permalink
Stay up late. Very late. The best conversations begin while everyone else is sleeping. 101 Questions for Midnight The latest entry in the Coffee Table Philosophy series. Jump starting every conversation with a tendency toward darker topics: death, war, sex, and the dark side of human behavior. Available now on Amazon… With 101 Questions for Midnight […]
101 Reasons to Break Up
September 5, 2017 | Books!, Coffee Table Philosophy, humor | Permalink
In this unique take on dating and relationships, dozens of real-life strangers sit down for interviews, and all of them provide the true-life tales of their craziest, most unusual break-ups. Every break-up is REAL, and each one is more bizarre than the one before. You think your break-ups have been wild? Think again. Here’s 101 […]
Life & Dark Liquor
August 2, 2017 | Autobiography, Books!, Coffee Table Philosophy, Memoir | Permalink
“Sometimes I write drunk and revise sober, and sometimes I write sober and revise drunk. But you have to have both elements in creation — the Apollonian and the Dionysian, or spontaneity and restraint, emotion and discipline.” – Peter De Vries, Reuben, Reuben * And so I shall. At least two cocktails per chapter. …to […]
The Murder of May 17th (A Massive Book Sale)
January 17, 2017 | Books!, Coffee Table Philosophy, Fantasy, Free Stuff | Permalink
Hi there. With any luck, the date you’ve wandered here is May 17, 2017. If so, welcome to the Murder of May 17th Book Sale. For one day only I’ve decided to offer more than half of my books (Fantasy, Sci-Fi, Horror, and Coffee Table Party) either for FREE or deeply discounted. So… Step here to view my […]
Ten questions to ask your tipsy friends
December 6, 2016 | Coffee Table Philosophy, humor, Life | Permalink
It’s late. You’ve had a few adult beverages. You’re with a few friends. Or maybe you’re alone. It’s time to break out ten questions you might not ask if you were sober. * * * Let’s Get Physical Assuming one-on-one combat, what percentage of the world’s population could you handle in a fight? * Unshackle […]
The Ultimate Get to Know Someone Quiz!
November 21, 2016 | Books!, Coffee Table Philosophy, humor | Permalink
Available now… The very first book with cover art straight from the paintbrush of my five-year old son. (That’s actually true ^^^) The Ultimate Get to Know Someone Quiz It’s the most entertainment you can squeeze into 101 pages. Pass it around to friends and family. Bring a copy to your breakroom at work. Crash […]
These little books make perfect gifts
November 10, 2016 | Books!, Coffee Table Philosophy, Life, Non Fiction | Permalink
Got a few stockings to stuff? Have a friend you have no idea what to get for the holidays (or a birthday?) Need something for under $10? Solutions await thee. Welcome to the Coffee Table Philosophy series. These slim, sexy coffee table books are full of fun questions and quizzes to keep anyone (or any gathering) entertained for hours. There’s […]
More Questions than Anyone Can Answer
September 7, 2016 | Books!, Coffee Table Philosophy, Non Fiction | Permalink
Want a little something to ignite a conversation? I thought you might… 444 Questions for the Universe is the ultimate ice-breaker. Put it on your coffee table, invite a few friends over, and watch the night’s discussions catch fire. Meant as a party book, quiz book, and philosophy book rolled all into one, it’ll guide you through […]
7 Philosophy & Science Questions
August 30, 2016 | Coffee Table Philosophy, Science | Permalink
Seven Science & Philosophy Questions for Everyone * Butterflies The Butterfly Effect is defined as: The phenomenon whereby a small change within a complex system can have large effects elsewhere. In other words, a butterfly making the smallest alteration in the wind might set off a chain reaction causing a hurricane two weeks later on […]
The Little Book of BIG Questions
August 16, 2016 | Coffee Table Philosophy, Non Fiction, Science | Permalink
Thinkers, questioners, and science buffs, behold! The Little Book of BIG Questions is here. It contains more than two-hundred unique conversation starters and thought igniters. It’s the book for every coffee table. It’s meant to be read in the company of others…or all alone beneath a starlit sky. Look, we all want to know the […]
J’s Lil’ Book Chat – Part Deux
July 19, 2016 | A Door Never Dreamed Of, Books!, Coffee Table Philosophy, Videos | Permalink
Hey everyone. Instead of words, I give you video. About 4.5 minutes worth. It’s me discussing A Door Never Dreamed Of, 101 Questions for the End of the World, and my new mega (not anymore) secret project. It’s also my first video taken in my new apartment…which was way less weird than I thought it’d be. […]
A Conversation for every Corner of the World
June 4, 2016 | A Door Never Dreamed Of, Books!, Coffee Table Philosophy, Non Fiction | Permalink
In the Coffee Table Philosophy series, you’ll find something for everyone. Girls. Guys. Party-throwers. Lonely philosophers. Optimists. Pessimists. Conversation-starters. And deep, dark thinkers. It’s all here. A book for every coffee table in the world. * 10 books. 10 different types of questions. Let’s have a look at all of them: * 101 Questions for […]
If the world ends TODAY, you’ll need this…
May 26, 2016 | Books!, Coffee Table Philosophy, Non Fiction, Science | Permalink
Ok. Maybe the world ending today is a slight exaggeration. But the final book in the Coffee Table Philosophy series, 101 Questions for the End of the World, is here: It has questions. Plenty of questions. But instead of ice-breaking questions or improve your love life-type questions, it’s full of deadly serious inquiries. Think Socrates meets Stephen Hawking, Plato […]
Book Blurb-ology
May 20, 2016 | Books!, Coffee Table Philosophy, Dark Moon Daughter, Down the Dark Path, humor, Writing! | Permalink
A while back I got mega sarcastic with a list of alternative movie blurbs. And later I roasted myself in public by making fun of all my books. This time I’m keeping it serious. If only to illustrate the pain and suffering that accompany writing blurbs (and query letters…and synopses) I’ve challenged myself to write one-sentence descriptions of all my books. […]
Preview: 101 Questions for the End of the World
May 18, 2016 | Books!, Coffee Table Philosophy, Non Fiction, Science | Permalink
A part of me is ever optimistic. Another part of me…not so much. I’ve always hoped for more out of the universe. And what I mean by more is that I want a greater meaning. A deeper understanding. The ability to one day, even if after my own death, to pull back the curtain and […]
Not the Book I expected to write – 101 Questions for Couples
May 6, 2016 | Books!, Coffee Table Philosophy, humor, Love & Relationships | Permalink
It’s not exactly the book I expected to write. I mean…it’s about love, happy couples, relationships, and cuteness. It’s 101 pages with 101 questions meant to ignite fresh and fun conversations between partners. Honestly, I think you’ll love it. * 101 Questions for Couples A new book by J Edward Neill and Jaylene Jacobus * * […]
444 Q’s for the Universe
April 11, 2016 | Books!, Coffee Table Philosophy | Permalink
444 Questions for the Universe! The only book you’ll ever want on your coffee table… Having a few friends over? Throwing a party? 444 Questions for the Universe is the ultimate ice-breaker. Grab a glass of wine, put away your cell phones, and watch the night’s discussions catch fire. Meant as a party book, quiz book, and philosophy […]
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